Me learning my fellow Castaways

Okay, so I took time to learn the other characters. Here's what I gathered:

I knew Deadpool was in the Spiderman universe. There was a video game I played and he was one of the bosses Ultimate Spiderman had to face. Hard to tell who he is. If Cherry were a dude, I'd guess her, but who knows.

I know what I'm from. Duh!

You admitted what you come from, Lana (Kathy).

Larry (most likely played by Henry, and if so, this is so far his most annoying character yet) said he was also from American Horror Story? idk

We all know Princess Diana's story. She seems Tara-like, but Tara hasn't been active, so I don't think that's really her. Possibly Alaina?



Then we have these characters:

Sabrina Spellman, I've learned, is Sabrina the Teenage Witch, a show I remember from like 15 years ago.

Charlie Bradbury's supposedly the geek from Supernatural, a show I'm not really familiar with. She could be a dude.

Amy Dunne is from Gone Girl. Wow! I thought I picked the newest movie, but I guess not. lmao This is the last movie I would have expected to see get a representative at this time, and honestly, I think it's too early to pick something from Gone Girl. Watch her be RobFilms.

It turns out Jason Reso is actually Christian from the WWE. Somehow, I think that is DJMykee behind the character because he's into wrestling.


Jeremy turns out to be from The Vampire Diaries (GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Not ANOTHER one! I already refuse to watch that show thanks to Kim and her rendition of Elena <////////////3) This is a show only Kim or Jessica would pick from, and if so, I am SCREWED.

But, that's only half the characters. I wonder who else we're getting.

So I see we now have 3 new people in the game. None of which I like, 2 characters that seem incredibly insane, and 1 that is too hard to figure out.

Lisbeth is from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and apparently an introverted antihero at that. I wouldn't want to talk to her because she seems to be antisocial. My character didn't talk too much to other people either, but that was because I didn't want to hurt anybody. Her character seems like a complete sadist. If we're on different tribes, that'd be great because then I won't have to deal with her.

Chris apparently was a Marxist author. Eh, I don't really care for him.

Dang I can't get a read on. What is this person supposed to be?


I think it's safe to say that I don't particularly care for this cast.

Just when I thought this cast couldn't get any more annoying after Larry and Lisbeth came, Dang and Chris finally start showing signs of life. Chris seems kind of boring, but Dang takes things way too hard it seems. I know everyone in the cast seems to be Debbie Downers, but he is so hostile over the simplest things and oversensitive, which makes me think he's going to be a loose cannon. So yeah, as of now, Dang gets my vote for worst cast member of the game, and that says something when I don't like most of this boring cast.

Titanic's rep Jack seems okay enough to not make me want to melt in a fire, and now Louis from Suits is the inactive, so he's a basic bitch at this point, but apparently the last 2 coming are Amanda Bynes and Iggy Azalea. I think things were okay when it was just Diana, myself, and Charlie talking, and now I fu¢king hate this cast even I was already one of the only good things about it to begin with. At least I find myself laughing at Deadpool, meaning he's at least doing a good job with his character.

As for Diana, she's faded a little since this morning when we didn't have half of our cast yet, so I don't know if she'll truly be active.

I don't know why I am confessing this many times. lol Maybe I'm just that excited for the game? Alas, just as I wake up, Louis shows up, and already I don't like him. Oh, and look! Dang wants to be my ally. Dammit I shouldn't appear so nice! But I don't want to say anything to him yet. Like I said, overaligning is bad, especially before we even get our tribes, or our twists for that matter. If it so happens that the upcoming twist in question encourages inter-tribal alliances, then maybe I'd still accept his offer. But now isn't the time to make any decisions about him, especially since I'm already aligned with Charlie, so I'm keeping my mouth shut for now.

And now Louis wants an alliance. At this ate, I expect that I'll have the whole cast wanted me with them and I end up overplaying the game. I decided to be honest with Louis on this one and tell him that I want to wait for you to give us all our tribes because I can kind of already figure out who he is, and if I'm correct, then Louis might just be the most likable person in the cast.

Honestly, this has to be the most obvious cast ever. Granted, I'm not exactly doing a good job hiding myself as Charlie mentioned that she hopes it goes like Insomnia went, but little does she know that I don't even know what happened in that game and didn't even take the time to learn. So what did I do? I played it off and agreed with her. But that Burning Man and Louis seem so obvious that these people aren't even trying to hide it. I also think Jason is obvious as well. If those 3 are who I think the are, I would honestly not be the least bit surprised.

Oh great. Now we have the most cringeworthy and pretentious twat from High School Musical replacing Amanda. Remind me again why Hans didn't kill me when he had the chance.